What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
This girl should get an award!
Or maybe a job in the movies and then win tons of awards.
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT’S NOT JOHNNY DEPP
i dedicate this post to everyone that has talked to me longer than an hour
Oh god - I kinda feel this is appropriate atm. I keep feeling like I’ve been such an arse recently. So sorry if I’ve been short/rude/otherwise off recently - it’s not something anyone’s done, I’m just really stressed atm :-/
"God i can’t believe Frozen has soooo many mistakes!!!!! Disney should do so much better!!"
i mean movies can’t have mistakes
man what were they thinking?
i just can’t believe it
movies have mistakes in them man. Not just frozen believe it or not
molly’s face because she has to deal with sherlock staying in her flat while he pretends to be dead
THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME
x-men first class quotes (part 1)
And that’s how I got a concussion
IM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BOTTLE FALLING OVER AND CRUSHING HIM OH MY GOD